No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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