it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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