The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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