I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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