take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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