So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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