Don't EVER smell your tampon
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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