you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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