im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
