shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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