dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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