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(858): View more from California

I like my sex mixed with concussions.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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(312): View more from Illinois

Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.

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None of that is ok.

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(347): View more from New York

today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud

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it's sad that this is a milestone

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.

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(631): View more from New York

she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?

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(703): View more from Virginia

You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....

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