My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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