The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I supernannyed him into submission
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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