I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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