yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The best revenge is premature balding
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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