I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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