yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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