Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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