What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
