Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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