Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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