i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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