So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
