AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
