My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
