And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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