$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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