This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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