S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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