I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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