I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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