Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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