WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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