did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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