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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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