we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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