I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
too bad you live with your parents still
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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