was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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