Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So much rum. So many feels.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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