She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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