Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't turn off my feet"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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