Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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