just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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