Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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