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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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