I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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