absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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