Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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