so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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