New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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