I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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