My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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