it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
