its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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